The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
— Homer, The Iliad (via irilium)






luftangrepp:

vlarem27:

scienceofficermulder:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

im into klingon hug dungeons

My parents are extreme trekkies.  Before I had a real idea of what sex was I saw Worf and some Klingon woman squeeze each others hands until they bled and then they made out.  My dad was watching the episode with me and I asked him that if they liked each other why were they hurting each other.  Now my dad got all flustered and said “Now son when two Klingons like each other they get excited.  When Klingons get excited they get violent.  Klingons are so tough they don’t really care if they get hurt.”  He basically gave me the nerdiest, pointless, slightly BDSM sex talk you could tell someone.

You definitely earn trekkie points for your first sex talk being about klingons when you were watching Star Trek.



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queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter



tamorapierce:

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

You know what?  You just changed an aspect of myself I’ve hated since ballet class in sixth grade.  Thank you!





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